Yugioh Roleplay

Lizz: How do you rape then? -grabs Joey by the waist-
Yami: Well.. I -er... Well.... I saw it on a video Yugi showed me.

Sam: Uh-Huh, blame the videos then. Will videos be your department, Mr Wheeler?
Joey: -confusedly takes Lizz's shoulders- Uhh.. -looks up- What!? No!

Lizz: How do you rape? o.o
Yami: .-.

Joey: I'm guessing you take off your clothes and-
Sam: JOEY DX
Joey: WHAT!? SHE WANTED TO KNOW!
Sam: She meant the RapeMaster's Dance! -points at Yami-
Joey: -blushes- Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Yeah...I-I don't know that.

Lizz: Ummmmmm, You take off your clothes? Aint that what stripers do?
Yami: Im sure... we'd like to hear what Joey's interpretation is >D

Joey: Oh No....
Sam: Yeah, come on. Spit it out.
Joey: -looks at Lizz and then at the floor- Well, you....yeah, like I said, you...take off your clothes...and you, join hands, but..you OTHER hands...and...party?
Sam: -facepalmsnigger- Awesome, that should be a Wikipedia entry.

Lizz: What other hands? O_O
Yami: It's the same as jumping on each other in bed.
Lizz: O______________________________O!!!!!!! ITS ANOTHER WORD FOR- YAMI!!!! >8C
Yami: -screams and runs-
Lizz: DUDE!!!!! THATS GROSS!

Sam: Bingo XDDDDDDD
Joey: -blush grows bigger- Ahem.

Yami: -runs into kitchen-
Lizz: -chases with axe-

Sam: -throws bin lid in front of the axe- NO AXING!!! -grabs Yami and pushes on couch-
Joey: Wow...-covers face with hands-

Yami: Eager to.. dance or what? O_O
Lizz: -trying to free axe- Wait.. where did the axe come from? O_O -tugs it free- WHEEE >8C

Sam: -leaps on him- AXEHIMYOUAXEMEFIRST >8C
Joey: -holds Lizz's waist- You know you're so hot when you're angry =3
Sam: o__O
Joey: -raises finger to mouth-
Sam: -nods-

Lizz: -stomach flips and drops axe- Awwwww :3 You're hot all the time ;D
Yami: Whoa! THANKS FOR THE RESCUE, MAN!

Joey: What rescue? -winks and pulls Lizz to face him, kissing her-
Sam: Smooth, Mr Wheeler XDD

Lizz: -MAJOR STOMACH FLIP-
Yami: Yes, very smooth. -envious-
Lizz: -kisses in reply-

Joey: -holds her waist and laughs behind it-
Sam: Aw, don't be jealous -pokes his nose-

Lizz: I know I'm blonde -mumbles behind kiss- But I'm not dumb -smirks-
Yami: O.O
Lizz: You did this to stop me killing Yami with the axe x3
Yami: DOOFUS, WHEELER!
Lizz: Oi! At least it worked! >:C
Yami: Yeah.. you're right

Joey: Aaww, can't a guy kiss his girl without being suspicious?? -innocent, but alluring voice-
Sam: Somebooddy's hooked.

Lizz: -smiles- Yeah okay then x3
Yami: -kisses Sam from behind-
Lizz: I'll give into you
Yami: o.o" >>
Lizz: Not like that!
Yami: But you s- Ohh XD
Lizz: Perverted Pharoah.
Yami: -sniggers-
Lizz: -climbs up Joey's front-
Yami: What are you doing to him?

Joey: Kittens love to climb, don't they? -flexes eyebrows-
Sam: -hugs him, nuzzling deep into his shirt-

Lizz: Yes they do ^^
Yami: -hugs and nuzzles back, kissing her neck-

Sam: -purrs and jumps, nipping his nose-
Joey: -laaughs and meows playfully-

Polly: -Shoots in on all fours, fur spraying everywhere- Prr. -Looks at Lizz and flicks tail-
Lizz: She said she wants to join in o.o
Yami: What?!
Lizz: You heard
Yami: But she's a cat!
Lizz: Cat's have rights.

Joey: Uh-Oh.
Sam: What?
Joey: Everytime I touch a certain someone, a certain someone's cat attacks me.
Sam: LOL I'm not surprised XDD

Polly: -runs up to joey's legs and weaves in and out of them- Prr Prr meow
Lizz: She says she loves you
Yami: How do you know this?
Lizz: -points at Sam- Ask her